Stealing the comedic/social talent of others continues with this installment of Best Yaks!
- Whenever I do something embarrassing in the bathroom and an Asian walks in, I just keep doing it.
- Should I let my roommate play with my boobs? I grab hers because they’re awesome and she encourages it but I think she wants to hook up and that would be awkward.
- Trying not to make a sucky schedule for next semester and utterly failing at it.
- Isn’t it illegal to put laxatives in our food?
- Should I let my professor play with my boobs?
- Don’t spread rumors about me because you’re jealous I’ve gotten laid more times than you. You’re acting like a fucking girl. Sincerely, a girl.
- If you take the elevator to go down one floor, I hate you! At least he’s enthusiastic about it.
- The feeling of an empty bladder during class is, honestly, priceless.
- It’s PENN how do people not know how to walk on the right side of the staircase?!?
- You don’t win friends with salad.
- I think I just watched a squirrel get electrocuted…
- It’s Monday Night Football, forget girlfriends.
- Lewinsky bored.
- Shurima is not of this time. Including for the League reference.
- Some trees spend hundreds of years growing just so I can wipe my ass.
- To whomever just stole my waffle from the waffle machine, I will find you… and I will kill you.
- Taking snapchats in a bathroom stall while trying to hide the fact that you’re in a bathroom stall is the struggle.
- *Uses text bar on snapchat to hide flaws*
- Do you want sodium hydroxide or NaH
- My roommate has his girlfriend on Skype with his laptop in bed under the covers and I can hear her moaning in Korean. Like bruh just ask for the room next time.
- The thrill of wondering how long it’ll be until someone notices your Pokémon porn as your phone wallpaper.
- I would make a joke about Ebola… but I don’t think it would go viral.
As always, thanks for reading!